Poke-your-mom


a variation on the pr-nunciation of pokemon, supposedly used in a satirical manner, but this has not been proven. often used by total douches who have nothing better to do.
douche: “let’s play poke-your-mom!”

guy: “howzabout i punch you until you bleed?”

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