poke


what my mom tells me not to be doing to any girls at the age of 15.
“now jake don’t go around poking any girls”
to have s-x with. to make love to. to bang bang.
i poked her doggie style…he poked me all night long…jim poked that hot girl
1. n. the facebook’s outreach to p-ssively-aggressive suitors, stalkers, and lushes. comes in the form of an announcement of itself on your home page. see poke back and hide poke.

2 v. to perform the process of sending a poke.
“well, jim, jack, and johnny, who needs a poke tonight?”

“ugh! someone from a state school poked me!”
a gesture on the online community of facebook that is sure to leave the recipient utterly baffled.
charlotte just gave me a poke man…

does that mean she wants to bang you?
i dunno…
does she want to be friends with you?
i dunno…
isn’t that kinda of annoying?
i guess…
what does poke mean anyways?
i dunno….
etc……
internet slang usually seen in message boards and chat rooms. it is often found at the end of a question and used to find out if anyone is there and reading what you write. the word comes from the method of poking something with a stick to see if it is still alive.
hey, is anybody there? (poke poke)
to touch something but without much force, often with a small impliment.
”he toe poked it over the goal line”
1. cigarette
2. to have s-x
3. to finger a girl( both v-g-n-l and -n-l)
4. a small baggy (more likely than not containing weed)
5. to stab
1. hey bro, gotta poke.
2. hey baby, ever poked a fat guy in an over coat.
3. dude! i poked that girl last night that sh-ts looser than a bucket of water.
4. five dollars for a poke of herb.
5. imma poke that n-gg-

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