Pokedouche
an individual that claims they are avid pokemon fans, posting on twitter or facebook “omg lol, i bought me a pickachu onesie! i am such a pokemon nerd! haha :)” but in reality only likes the original 150(gen1), dismissing all other pokemon after that to be stupid,ugly or uninspired.
therefore, they have not played a pokemon game since gen1.
chad: dude! why are you playing that sh-tty pokemon black cr-p?! original 150 for life son!
dylan: sh-t man i dont know, maybe cause i like pokemon?
chad: lol weak bro! you aint a true pokemon fan if you play that new stuff, the pokemon all look like cr-p and the new legendaries are sh-t! i played pokemon blue when i was 7 bro, its like my childhood! the new stuff ruined the franchise!
dylan: oh okay right, out of curiosity, what was your team when you played blue?
chad: lvl 100 charizard and mewtwo son! my pokemon team is a two man army lol!
dylan: eat a d-ck and die.
(in this example, we can derive that chad is a mega pokedouche)
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