Pokemon Surprise
when you are f-cking a girl who wants you to pull out and right before you c-m you turn your hat sideways and scream “squirtle! i choose you! use water gun!” then c-m in her anyway
did you hear that emma got pregnant?
yeah wesley gave her a pokemon surprise.
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