pokéserved
what happens to you when you try to play pokémon go and can’t because the servers are down.
gary: “hey, ash! there’s a wild porygon over by mr. wilson’s house! you should go catch it!”
ash: “aww yeah! … wait, i can’t login to pokémon go! the servers must be down! sh-t!”
gary: “ah ha ha ha!!! you just got pokéserved, b-tch!!! ima go f-ck your b-tch naw!!!”
#pokémon go #pokémon #pokéserved
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