poking the bear


to act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (you can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he’s going to get really angry.) to stir things up.
“i figure all i have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he’ll stop driving the lane.”

“dude, i think you’re poking the bear on that one… you better watch out.”

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