Poland Spring
by far the best tasting water you can get. the reason why no one drinks tap water anymore. drink a bottle of poland spring and try to compare it to other brands of bottle water and tap water from the toilet. you will see a huge difference in the taste.
i only drink poland spring water and no other water
number 1 bottled water brand used by daily bong stoners to fill their piece with.
yo nig, go grab a poland springs to fill this piece with.
when you are in the middle of coutus and the woman gets up and gets a poland springs water bottle and poors it all over the mans p-n-s and then starts coutus again.
my friends sister gave me a poland springs.
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