pole kid

a group of children at edward r. murrow high school who sit around a large pillar in the lobby all day long, regardless of what cl-ss they should be in, and display their immaturity in a variety of ways, much to the dismay of any unfortunate soul who may inadvertently glance at this disgusting display. they often run around wrestling or screaming, or doing other things which the rest of the population of edward r. murrow high school found funny when they were in sixth grade. they usually fail the majority of their cl-sses, and don’t shower often. they are always picked up for cutting by the deans because they are more often than not slightly developmentally delayed, and have trouble learning from their mistakes.

some of the misconceptions made by this group are that they are diverse, sincere, mature, intelligent, and clean. all of the aforementioned beliefs are absolutely false. if anybody would like proof, just visit the school.

in short, they believe themselves to be some sort of elite social cl-ss which is all-accepting and has risen above the status quo by which everyone else is debased. in reality, the truth is that they can be summed up in one word: dirty.
“oh sh-t those pole kids are making out again!”
“ew, is that one a boy or a girl?”
“i don’t know, they’re clearly very diverse and accepting.”
“or just really f-cking gross poseurs.”
“word.”
the cool kids at your school who sit near the “pole”, also known as the pillar. most often in the lobby. they are the most diverse group of true friends in your school

opposite of corner kids
the pole kids at murrow high school are f-cking awesome