pole riding
the s-xual act in which a user lifts themselves onto a pole spreading there -n-s and covering the top end of the pole completely (pole preferably metal). they then begin to “ride the pole,” this is done by lifting themselves up and down repeatidly in a s-xual suggestive manner. in doing so this forces the pole further down the r-ct-m. this is done for as long as the user wishes and until they are completely satisfied, if lacking pole riding experience it may often end in a bl–dy mess, although if done correctly the user can aviod a large amount of unwanted blood loss. pole riding can be quite s-xualy arousing and is often used in preparation for the receiving end of anul. limping may occur afterwards for a long period of time.
st. g – hey chris did you see the new pole they put in by the home depot
chris – ya man it’s nice and fat, i’ve already hit it up
st. g – ohh… that explains the limping
chris – ya pole riding’s the sh-t!
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