Pole Turtle
a. a turtle that can sometimes be seen on top of a tall pole in the midwest. when you see a turtle on top of a tall pole, you think:
well, you know it didn’t get up there by itself.
it must not know what to do now that it’s up there.
and what -sshole put it up there in the first place?
b. can refer to a person similar questions can be applied to.
tim: wow, sara palin’s an idiot.
alex: yeah, she’s a total pole turtle.
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