Polish headlamp
a method of illumination by taping a cheap book of matches to your forehead.
bro 1. brah..i can’t see in here its so f-cking dark.
bro 2. don’t worry bromeister. i’ve got a coupla books of matches and some tape. i’ll make us both a polish headlamp.
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