Polished Turd

an unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.
“that girls a stunner”
“my god man, she’s a polished t-rd!”
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someone who (if nature had their way) would look ugly. but, as a result of using various methods (cosmetics, diet etc) they manage to achieve an average or above on a scale of attractiveness.

way to spot a polished t-rd:
1. give the person a score out of 10 for attractiveness.
2. then, work out their beauty product score by looking in their medicine cabinet and counting how many beauty products they have, divide that number by 3 (rounding to the closest whole number).
3. take their beauty product score away from their score out of 10 for attractiveness.
if the person scores below 5, they are officially a polished t-rd.

example of a polished t-rd:
tori spelling when she starred in, the 2003 made-for-tv film, ‘a christmas carol’ and looked relatively ok.
joe: look at, the twins, kate and fiona.
kyle: apparently, they are identical. which is funny since fiona’s hot and kate isn’t.
joe: yeah, fiona’s always applying make-up and bursting spots. looking at kate, who’s not bothered by how she looks, goes to show fiona is a big polished t-rd.
a girl you take out on a date who is normally very ugly, but when she dresses up and wears make-up she looks ok at best.
i went on a movie date with a polished t-rd last friday.
a subhuman piece of sh-t, like obama, who is the darling of the leftist media.

a piece of excrement that has been polished and spit-shined – always by the left – in an attempt to hide the fact that they’re pushing a piece of sh-t on the public.
obama – a pile of pure sh-t if ever there was one – is constantly being “polished” by the media in an effort to convince the public that their steaming pile of sh-t doesn’t smell.

liberalism – the belief that if one polishes a t-rd long enough, the public will find that t-rd acceptable.

obama is a polished t-rd