Politeified
1)it happens when you are on a first date with a person and they are just “so nice” that you are so scared and are convinced they are secretly planning your demise
2) when you are smothered by retail -ssociated at an upscale clothing store because they think your spending tons of money there and kiss up to you hardcore
3)when someone you barely know p-sses you off, and then it turns out that they were actually really nice and you feel like an -ss…
3) when someone is just so nice to you, you are reduced to a state of shock…
“oh my god, he totally politeified me!”
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