Poll Smoker
segment on the daily show where dave gorman acts as a statistical -n-lyst (deliberately meant to be confused with smoking pole,a euphemism for bl-w j-bs, but not the same thing as pole in the bl-w j-b sense is not spelled p-o-l-l, but rather p-o-l-e–if confused look it up in a non-urban dictionary)
jon stewart: next up, another segment of poll smoker with dave gorman.
dave gorman: thanks john, and whose poll shall i smoke today? gallup’s? pew’s?
a person that gives oral pleasure to a
male.
“ha ha.. that girl is a poll smoker!”
one who gives bl-w j-bs
man danny is such a poll smoking f-ggo
poll smoker- 1) one who loves to suck c-ck good 2) one who enjoys poll smokes
cheerz poll smoker
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