Pollmaster


person responsible for making sure gay-p-rn actors have an erection. the pollmaster usually rubs, squeezes, or applies oils to the p-n-s of the partic-p-nt until they are erect. usually the pollmaster will have to follow the partic-p-nt around, keeping the p-n-s erect, during lunch breaks, or napping, etc…
nero is the mushroom kingdom’s official pollmaster.

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