polygamist
someone who is married to two or more people at the same time
“the polygamist has problems in his marriage.”
individual who conducts a practice revolving around the matrimony to several other people at the same time like there is nothing remotely creepy about it at all.
not only do polygamists get to switch out f-ck buddies throughout the week with no penalties but they also are able to get a tax break for every wife/husband they obtain because marriages in most states are recognized as civil unions.
is it creepy? yes. but is it smart?. . . . . . . . 🙂
probable polygamist conversations:
“hey sorry wifey number 2! this is wifey numbers three’s night to have p-ssionate, bouncy love making with me, but we’ll schedule a wednesday canoodling!”
“go fetch me a drink.”
“which one of us are you talking to?”
“all ya’ll b-tches! now go get me a drink dammit!. . . . . . ain’t n-body got time for this -_-.”
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