polynesian snorkle
a s-xual act involving a standard snorkle that is perpetrated as follows, the perpetrator male, as is required, inserts p-n-s into a female (or male) if thou is a h-m-s-xual, and then proceeds to be oral stimulated to point of combustication. after combustication is achieved the recipient of the “load” is then to insert the snorkle and blow until the “load” is -j-c-l-t-d out of said snorkle and caught by the perpetrators’ mouth.
lokky: did you hear about that dude brendan? he did the polynesian snorkle!
yukas: wow dude that’s f-cked up. it’s impossible.
once thou hath dove the depths of polynesia with snorkle equpped thou art human no longer.
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