pomowanker
pomow-nker = postmodern jerk-off. identifiable by, among other things, a self-indulgent propensity for bullsh-t, acadamese and weasel-words; for prefacing anything remotely resembling an opinion with “i’m not sure that” or “it could be argued that”; for never stating an opinion outright but insinuating instead by sneering irony that it’s not intellectually respectable or defensible actually to hold an opinion on anything, much less a positive opinion. nihilism in academic drag.
coined by lindsay perigo at sense of life objectivists.
1. “brendan is a pomow-nker, interested only in word games.”
2. “contemporary luminaries influenced by gramsci include the pomow-nker foucault, unsurprisingly, and, chillingly, british prime minister gordon brown.”
3. “i loathe pomow-nker amoralists with nothing to say taking volumes to say it, piling on the footnotes citing other pseuds, writing for each other like adolescents.”
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