Ponce de Le-bóned
when you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.
derived from ponce de león from the famous spanish explorer.
example 1:
why weren’t you at the party last night?
i received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “deliverance”
dude, you got ponce de le-bóned big time
example 2:
hey guys is that the atlantic ocean?
ummm no i can see our hotel and i’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in portugal. i’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-atlantic.
never get take directions from that guy. if you do you’re asking to be ponce de le-bóned
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