Pond Monster
a fugly b-tch with abnormally large nostrills, typically a lonely old man-like english teacher, who is racist and s-xist and is slightly r-t-rded. they never have friends because they are obsessed with grooming their moustaches.
gosh i hate our english teacher shes such a pond monster!
ewww! look how big that girls nose is! she looks like a pond monster!!!
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