Ponderize



to think deeply about something important and memorize it to use it later.
i ponderize a verse from the scriptures every week, and have done so for 20 years.
the act of monetizing ones position in a church office.
this revelation from g-d is going to make me rich if i can find a way to ponderize it.
to memorize a concept while deliberately choosing not to contemplate its meaning.
kate was determined to ponderize her cult’s leaders manifesto, fearing further study would destroy her faith.
a portmanteau of the words pound and tenderize, meaning to pound vigorously while also tenderizing the area being pounded.

a proper ponderization involves 80% pounding and 20% tenderizing.
he ponderized the maid in the hay mow with the intensity of a man who’s wife could return home at any minute yet with the care due her innocence and age.
the act of pulverizing a v-g-n- while in a pond.
my girlfriend and i ponderized so hard last night.
80% ponder, 20% memorize
i had to ponderize to p-ss the cl-ss
a new word used in the oct. 2015 general conference of the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints by elder devin durrant, which immediately became a social media sensation. ponderize appears to be a combination of the words “ponder” and “memorize.” ponderize describes the act of selecting a verse of scripture, and posting it in a place where you will see it often. whenever you see the scripture you will think about its meaning and how it applies to life.
after i ponderized the scripture “my father dwelt in a tent” (1 nephi 2:15) i decided there is no way joseph smith could make that cr-p up… has to come from heaven.
it’s a combination of 80 percent extended pondering and 20 percent memorization. …
i invite you to “ponderize” one verse of scripture each week. -devin durrant

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