pongo
an army guy.
origin: pembroke/petawawa, ontario, canada
“that debbie sl-t is after the pongo’s again. sk-nk!”
british slang dating from the mid-nineteenth century, meaning soldiers. it stems from a snide expression used by music hall comedians to get a cheap laugh “where the army goes the pong goes”, pong meaning smell. this quickly became pongoes meaning soldiers plural and pongo meaning an individual. still in use today although not common.
when a regiment is given the freedom of a city, the pongoes are allowed to march through it bayonets fixed and colours flying.
nickname for a boy (17-30ish )in the british army.
gets in fights with matlows and/or crabs
likes to drink a lot and pull (snog, sh-g)any shaz, tracy or janner they find.
a female pongo will pull any matlows, crabs or pongos she can find.
orgin “where ever the army goes the pong goes.”
“mate did ya pull last night?”
“yeah, 3 pongos, 2 crabs and like 5 matlows
slang for a lazy good for nothing person who doesnt benefit in any positive way.
when you think of a pongo, you would think of something that displeases all senses in any way.
hey helen, want to look at the python in my pocket?
f-ck off, pongo, shes obviously in a state of shock that you are more of a threat to the environment than nuclear bombs.
h-rny, attractive young army guys who will do anything to get with a girl for the night.
don’t do it april, they’re just a bunch of pongos.
a word used to describe something good, bad, nasty, yummy or anything else you would like. it is commonly used after the adjective.
“i am so nervey pongoes for this evenings event!”
“you are so gorgey pongoes.”
“icky pongoes!”
another term used for v-g-n- or vajay jay.
omg that girls pongo smells fowl!
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