Pontotoc, MS


one of the smallest towns located in mississippi; a rumor mill. major businesses include: mcdonald’s, walmart, piggly wiggly, save-a-lot, wendy’s, hardee’s, subway, burger king. people in this town wear shoes and actually bathe. they also don’t wear overalls and have more than just one tooth.
sarah and i went to pontotoc, ms last friday night and went ham at wendy’s; now, the whole town is saying we are total beasts.

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