ponying


one whom ‘ponies’.
the act of ponying requires a pony, two men, a woman, and a large rubber sausage. preferably a squeaky one.

the rest is self expanatory.
hey bro lets go ponying with beth.

excuse me dear sir but i just have been on a ponying expedition with your son and his wife elizabeth…would you happen to have a moist towelette?

ponying sure is hard work bill, how ya doing down there berta!

q: get that sausage out of that pony!

a: whats wrong we’re just ponying?
getting extremely excited by something on the internet – usually a video on youtube – that one bounces up and down on the chair causing it to collapse.
alex is pony-ing on david’s chair

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