ponytail
ponytail; verb. to grab a girl by her ponytail and remove her from whatever current situation she is in.
after drinking too much, maddie began dancing with the wrong guy. noticing the situation, erin ponytailed her outside to safety.
a woman’s hair arranged at the back of her head, held together with a band and to be used by a man as a handle while receiving oral s-x from a willing female.
a straight ponytail is grasped near the base in a male’s fist, medium grip. this allows nice control of the female’s head, but is limiting due to awkward bending of the male’s wrist. it is a carpal tunnel syndrome hazard for men who receive a high volume of bl-wj-bs. the height of the ponytail on the back of the woman’s head can be adjusted for better torque.
another type of ponytail is the balled ponytail. the straight ponytail is simply folded under itself and tucked back into the band, resembling a ball of hair. grasped with an open palm, the fingers should meet at the band, thus the “ball” is contained in the man’s hand. called the “palm sander” grip, it allows full control of the woman’s head with no wrist strain.
a third type of ponytail is the double ponytail. two tails are formed toward the rear left and right sides of the female’s head. a favorite among bikers as each tail can be grasped by a separate hand. the willing lady’s head is steered like a motorcycle.
caution: though clearly s-xual stimuli for men, it is important for men to remember women do not always view it in the same context. women often use ponytails just to keep hair out of their faces. the confused male should never just -ssume when a woman’s hair is in a ponytail her head is ready for mounting. he should always ask first.
greg: hey, betsy, i noticed from the water cooler you put your hair into a ponytail. would you like to give me a bl-wj-b?
betsy: f-ck off, d-ckwad!
greg: oh. okay, maybe later, then.
a meme that took the bioware social network by storm in antic-p-tion for dragon age 2.
the second day of live feed from gamescom in germany proved to be nothing but slow, dull hours of people standing by the da2 booth and taking pictures in front of its poster.
bored, the online viewers took note of one booth workers’ g-dly hairstyle of a long, blonde ponytail-braid. so enthralled were they that within just a couple hours; a facebook page, several threads, a chant of ponytail (parody of da:o’s chant of light) and a social group on the bioware forums had been created in honor of her.
bioware remarked on it via twitter, and ponytail occasionally waved at the camera and appeared generally entertained by her sudden popularity from her self-t-tled army.
i was not left to stare into the endless depths of the ustream;
for there was no llaidlaw, nor footage of gameplay either, for 8 hours.
but ponytail appeared and shook her tresses;
and we found in her the beauty of a double rainbow.
– ponytail trials 1:14
—
person 1: omg! ponytail just waved at the camera.
person 2: ponytail waved? my life is complete.
1) the thing that’s on a ponies b-tt
2) when a person with long hair puts it in a singular hair elastic
1) grr i got whipped in the face by a ponies tail
2) i put my hair in a pony tail for my camping trip
basically it is a term used for people whose skin color is darker than most. normally referred to as “n-gg-r”, “negro”, “knee’s grow”, or “samo-n-gg-z”. they are typically found wandering around in compton shooting down samo-n-gg-z, also if you are trying to find them in the dark, say a funny joke it will make them laugh and you will see their teeth. for example: “what do you get when you cross a samoan and a negro?” -pause- and then say “samo-niggggaazz!!!!!” in a very n-gg-rish accent. when you come across a ponytail you have to holler at them for example…
“ayeee hollaa atcha gguurrrlll ya d-mn ponytail”
“d-mn ponytails are everywhere!”
“did you see that ponytail?…he was like deeeyyyummmmmm!!”
“let go to the mall and talk to those d-mn ponytails”
getting alot of head.
alot of people wear ponytail (pony tails) witch is an famouse hairstyle used all over the world, always of course on the head and we see it alot on many occasions.
when someone has a c-ck stuck on the back of their head that resembles a cleft of hair being draped down the back of their neck.
dude, check out the pony tail we stuck on franks head!
1
2
next ›
last »
Read Also:
- pooptagious
(adj.) when you realize you have to dump really bad after the person next to describes how bad they have to p–py or after they run to the bathroom now that you mention it, i have to dump like a motherf-cker too…boy oh boy squeezing out a few steamy logs must be p–ptagious
- porno flick
s-xual explicit movie. formerly called triple x movie. very interesting viewing matter with little or no plot tonight, we’re going to watch a p-rno flick.
- Porno Sweat
the origins of this term originate from the cl-ssic p-rnography film, “behind the green door”. during the filming actor johnny keyes suffered from excessive “p-rno sweat”. star marilyn chambers aka gloria saunders had to be wiped down by stage hands. she was quoted as saying “what is wrong with you? you have some crazy p-rno-sweat […]
- porridge snorter
a young girl that dosnt like to spit. a c-m guzzler. “hey bob, you see that young l-ss over there? i bet she’s a right porridge snorter”
- sex fruit
your kids the judge prohibited the parents from naming their s-x fruit “s-x fruit”. a child. i.e. a fruit of s-x. woman 1: so how is little josh? woman 2: great! my little s-xfruit is 3 months old now. woman 1: wow! time goes by so quickly.