Poo Canoe


the t-rd that floats on the surface of the toilet water as the toilet overflows
when the toilet over flowed the t-rd went floating through the bedroom like a little poo canoe
(also party p–per)

1. noun one who sucks the fun out of life
2. noun an event which puts a damper on one’s day
3. verb – poocanooing – the act of destroying another’s fun

(alt. form) panoo
1. you tore the b-tton off my favorite sweater, you poocanoe!
2. quit poocanooing my day cuz your life sucks!
a stank b-tt crack. or other stankie hole.
man john still stuck his thing off in her “poo canoe.”

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