poo goblins


magical creatures that come in the night to remove poo from your girlfriend, because obviously girls don’t poo. that would be gross.
girlfriend: oh babe i think i have to go number two.
boyfriend: not possible. what’s wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?

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