poo gremlins
the excrement build up that acc-mulates when you don’t clean your toilet for a couple weeks.
“we’ve gotta do something about the cr-pper – it’s got poo gremlins.”
1) (original definition) n. a short, skinny, ugly girl that has an annoying and high pitched voice.
2) n. any shorter than average human being acting like a goon.
3) n. one who lives in a dungeon-like environment.
origins: valparaiso, in. definition expanded in greater lafayette area.
1) i was reading something as i walked, heard a high pitched yell, and to my disgust realized that i accidentally ran into the poo gremlin in front of me.
2) that dude is the biggest poo gremlin when he’s drunk.
3) uhoh, it looks like the poo gremlin has emerged from his bas-m-nt!!!
the fictional gremlin that you imagine touching your -ss as you poo into a dark smelly porto-potty.
mark: ricky i havent sh-t in 3 days!
ricky: why thats weird?
mark: no its not, im just afraid of the poo gremlin touching my -ss while i sh-t. ill just wait till i get home.
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