Poo Jitsu


a branch of jiu jitsu, a martial art that focuses on self defense using grappling and ground fighting, where the pract-tioners employ the use of their own fecal matter to enhance the effectiveness of their submission techniques.
student 1: “that guy tony is a 3rd degree black belt in poo jitsu.”
student 2: “i heard that once he almost killed some dude, who refused to submit, using an -ss-triangle lock!”
student 1: “yeah, if you get in the cage with him, things can go from good to sh-tty in a matter of seconds.”
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the hand-locks employed on the wayward or kicking legs of a toddler when changing a nappy/diaper.
“look out!! he’s kicking!! he could kick that poo!! quick! subdue him with poo-jitsu!!”

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