Poo roll
get a someone to sh-t on your chest, then take the scat and pack it around your p-n-s. after it is packed tightly c-m, and let the person eat the sh-t and s-m-n mixture off your w-ng
philip ate jackson’s poo roll and then finger f-cked his b-tt until he cr-pped blood.
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