poobating
deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.
i’m poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till i get to work.
the act of masturbating at the same time as p–ping: poobating
i caught the man on the can p–ping and masturbating! he was poobating!
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