Pooby


pooby: 1. an affectionate term insinuating that the person worthy of affection is also behaving in a silly, cute, or utterly adorable way. for example, when ‘pooby’ has just put the milk in the cupboard instead of putting it in the fridge, or when ‘pooby’ has just said ‘i can has that cd right there?’ in the way that lol cats often speak. it can be fair to say that this term can also insinuate that the person has just been adorable for looking attractive without subjecting himself to acts of loll cat talking, and other forms of strangeness.

pooby: 2. a sandwich containing poo, peanut b-tter, and jelly. this sandwich is usually shipped to someone you do not like anonymously, similar to sharon stone.
pooby: 1. aww, pooby, don’t cry after you spilled your dinner on yoru shirt!
2. after giving pooby a footrub for absolutely nothing, he then pranked me by placing a whoppie cushion under my -ss. thanks pooby. thanks.

pooby: 2. i packed a gourmet looking pooby on expensive bread and wrapped it up all nice before putting it in the fridge at work. that’ll stop them from stealing my lunch all the d-mn time.
what you get when you cross a poodle with a bijon
a pooby is a cute dog but has a rowdy personality
a person with large fake br–sts, but instead of silicone, they are filled with p–p.
“dude, that chick’s poobies are gonna like leak all over your face man!”

“like, omg i think my poobies are like rotting! i like tots can’t get the smell of p–p out of my bras!”

“hey bra, i loved sucking on your mom’s stinky poobies last night.”
when women work out and get a cross between pectoral muscles and br–sts.
“man that chick on the bowflex commercial had some rock hard poobies! but they’re not for me, man.”
br–sts that are so awful they look like brown pancakes nailed on the girls chest
sara has poobies, i probably wouldn’t do her.
a funny little word i made up for p-b-s
gay man: look at my poobies
other dude: wtf?

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