poodet
when you take a perfect sh-t that splashes water on your b-tt hole and cleans it like a bidet.
“babe, there’s no more toilet paper left”
“try to take a poodet honey”
or
“man i was running late to work but i had to stop to use the restroom before i sh-t myself. luckily it was a quick poodet and i made it to work on time.”
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