poof-hitter


an upstanding citizen who simply has no tolerance for h-m-s-xuals. this intolerance manifests itself on a sat-rday night by going out, swinging a baseball bat hoping to connect with a gay or lesbian.

a group of poof-hitters can be found marching with bats in sydney’s gay and lesbian mardi gras. the poof-hitters in this case are typically at the end of the parade, making the rest of the parade move along just that little bit faster.
jeff: this year’s gay and lesbian mardi gras was over before it really even started!

derek: it must be the preponderance of poof-hitters at the back of the parade.

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