Poojob


when a girl sh-ts on a guy’s c-ck then proceeds to jack it off.
trollieman is such a f-g. he got a poojob from an orangutan!
2 more definitions
when you’re on the loo doing a poo and your partner gives you a bl-w j-b
“hey baby, nothin’ good to read in here, you busy?”

“it’s a dirty poo job, but somebody’s gotta do it”
a poo job is basically using a hardened t-rd as a d-ld-. to achieve this someone will have to eat an intense course of bran products and stool hardener. when the person who is going to recieve to the poo job (the jobee) is half way through taking a sh-t an accomplice (the jobber) will then push and pull the t-rd out of the jobee’s -n-s, therefore replicating the act of s-x but with poo.
alan i’m about to do a sh-t, come and give us a poo job.

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