pookums


a dog in the human state. a word that, if your dog was a human you would call them pook-ms; a word to tell someone you love them but in a friend kind of way. allison perfected that term
i love you pook-ms!!!!!
pet name for a hug buddy. unlike snuggles, the term is generally platonic.
lebo: i love you pook-ms
cheezer: lets have a totally heteros-xual hug

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