poollusion
the illusion that you have just p–ped a gigantic huge t-rd, but when you look, it is disappointingly small.
i hadn’t p–ped for days and finally had to go. i sat on the toilet and worked out what felt like a monster t-rd. i was like “yeah i finally dumped all that sh-t! that has gotta be a freakin’ mega t-rd! felt like a eighteen inch monster log! gotta get a look at this giant deuce!” then i looked and it was puny. total disappointment. poollusion.
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