Poomie
anything to do with the -n-s, -n-l, or smelly bottoms in general
i would really like to f-ck your poomie
c-m in my poomie
i can see your poomie
2 more definitions
a poor homie. a homie who dresses up in fake and tattered clothing
that poomie is stealing my lunch from the bin.
1) the dude with whom you share a poon in a mmf threesome.
2) a female roomie that while not involved with you, still helps you out with more than the dishes & laundry.
1) i was totally poomies with (insert name) last night after that party and now i can’t look him in the eye.
2) my cute poomie took pity on my blue b-lls last night and sucked me off after dinner.
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