Poon Chops


when a girls pubic hair gets so out of control it extends from her crotch down her upper thighs. typically happens to girls who lack s-xual activity, which can lead to a terrifying experience for both her and the poor guy/girl hooking up with her.

derived from “chops”, which men typically grown on their faces. also known as extended side burns.
i went to hook up with this girl last night, but couldn’t do it! she had serious poon chops!

oh my g-d! i got way to drunk last night and hooked up with this guy, totally forgetting about my out of control poon chops!

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