Poonarnia
a poonarnia is a poonani that is deceptively large. who’s outward appearance is of tightness, but the internal properties are of mythical proportions.
“mate, banged a girl with a poonarnia last night, couldn’t feel sh-t mate.”
“babes, i can’t wait to be in that tight, tight p-ssy……. oh… there’s enough room for me and aslan in here. ”
a magical world of minge stumbled upon by accident at the back of your friend’s dad’s wardrobe. a p-rn stash.
– mikey, you coming out for a beer tonight?
-no, my spuds are teeming, i’ll be in poonarnia
a magical land of poonage(ownage) where someone is sent after they have been severley pooned(owned) by a snappy quick witted remark.
oh man, did you hear them arguing? brandon totally got sent to poonarnia!
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