the tweeted expression of the term poon putty.
she wanted to talk about her poon putty issues online, so it was such a #poonputty moment when she finally owned up to the pungent smell we’d been sniffing at all day.
- trumpicious math
resorting to some complex creative accounting, by taking advantage of income tax loopholes, so that you end up paying zero taxes, even though your profits are worth millions of dollars. doing trumpicious math remains legal—and even encouraged among the filthy rich—as long as income tax detectives have zero political will to crack down on the […]
- pet neem
a generally ugly creature that can be kept as a bet. they are s-xist and very rude. hey look at my pet neem poo
- south meriden, ct
meriden is the city. south meriden is “the village”. driving from the city to the village is like driving fifty years back in time. beautiful neighbourhoods, unique homes, the irish club, quaint little downtown area, south meriden has a disproportionate number of great eateries. avanti, panda house, casa roma, and the best neighbor hood bar […]
- wacking the weeds
when your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair. as jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds
an idiot or person who regularly makes mistakes, usually by not listening and then having the f-up everyone told them they could avoid girl 1: i told you to go get that checked girl 2: yeah well.. i didn’t girl 1: you bl–dy sponga bloke: i’m gonna do a backflip off of this wall! girl: […]