Poontaker
noun- stemming from the latin root poonius tactus, poontaker is derived from a misspelling of the word “roommate” using the texting application t9. used in latin and then later seen in old english as poontankium, a “poontaker” is someone in your house who is very calming to others around them when doing their business, as confirmed by the scholarly and diplomatic lingua franca of europe.
– do you know anyone who is looking a new poontaker?
-i have some of the worst poontakers around.
-my poontaker keeps eating all my food.
-when im stressed, i just look to my poontaker for a little r and r.
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