poontangry
poontangry (poon tang ree) adjective. hostile female s-xuality, with lots of biting, scratching, slapping and swearing.
jimmy- what the f-ck is the matter with ava? i tried to get close to her and at first she kisses back and sighs like she’s really into it. then she starts swearing and smacking me and using her claws! it turned into a hatef-ck. i have never seen anybody that poontangry.
paul- oh, yeah, she’s like that. she can be very wrathful. that’s normal for her. so i guess you told her to screw off, huh?
jimmy- h-lls no. even a withered old poontangry hatef-ck is better than no f-ck at all.
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