Poontard
someone who is bad with girls
compound word of poontang (p-ssy) and r-t-rd
hes a f-cking poontard
a person who involuntarily acts stupid in the presence of women.
he turns into a complete poontard when he is around her.
when someone takes leave of their facilities or shows poor judgement based on a desire to have intercourse with a woman.
he is a poontard when it comes to plus-size women.
some one who is abosolutly terrible with women
combonation of poontang (p-ssy) and r-t-rd thus getting
poontard
g-d d-mn andrew is such a f-cking poontard!
a person completely lacking in intelligence.
only a complete poontard would fail the california state exit exam
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