poop cologne


a fart that smells like p–p, and, as soon as released, you can smell it (similar to how you can smell cologne immediately after spraying it).

most often experienced when a p–p is coming on.
andrew: -farts-

jenny: oh my god did you just shart?

andrew: no, p–p cologne.

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