Poop-Eye
another name for the infection pink eye, which has been rumored to be caused by fecal matter contaminating the eye. in the movie “knocked up” there is a scene where the character martin is asked if someone took a dump in his eyes because they were so red from being high.
i think someone farted on my pillow and gave me p–p-eye!
when a woman who wears way too much mascara gives you the “i want you now” look.
a: “did you see that chick man ?”
b: “what chick ?”
a: “the one over there giving me the p–peye”
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