poop poop golf


a game that you play on the toilet where you make an attempt to clog the plumbing by taking the biggest possible dump you can and then flushing. clog the toilet? winner!
dude i went in the bathroom to play p–p p–p golf and i took the biggest dump and clogged that son of a b-tch!

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