poop shoot

h-llo, friend. if you’ve arrived at this definition, then you don’t know how to spell p–p chute. that’s okay; it’s a common error. people often become confused because shoot and chute are h-m-phones. in addition, the idea of one’s b-tt as “p–p shoot” does make sense on some level if one imagines the -sshole as a sort of gun that shoots p–p as a projectile. this sort of thinking, however, is misguided. in actual fact, the imagery from which this slang term is derived envisions one’s b-tthole as a chute from which p–p is discarded.
remember, kids, it’s “p–p chute,” not “p–p shoot.” the more you know…
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a stupid word for the hole in an -ss.
your mom takes it up the p–pshoot
another word for the -n-s.
gay pete gave stevey a royal reaming of the p–pshoot with his pink prodder.
the art of climbing onto a domestic roof and defecating into the chimney making sure that every drop goes into the fireplace or stuck in the flu. made famous by yours truly.
after the neighbors kid kicked my dog i climbed their roof and performed a p–p shoot. that was 2 weeks ago, they’re probably still trying to figure out the smell in their living room.
(v.) to do anything at all that requires no skill at all. like watching tv, or drinking beer.
ex. 1:guillermo: wats up broseph?

pablo: because im tired of people saying “nm”, i am p–pshooting.

ex: 2:dan: you wanna come over and play airsoft?
henrik: nah…i’d rather p–pshoot my face off then go to your stupid house
the act of p–ping into a girls -n-l hole or v-g-n-. thrust log as if a d-ld-. a discontinuation of the thrusting is uncalled for until the log has been broken down into a brown liquid goop, which could then be used for a lubricant or tasty drink. rub onto testies for maximum speed and agility. dip testies into mouth for a sensation the girl will never forget (may cause death).
“i gave mary a p–pshoot yesterday, she said the p–p filled out her c-nt nicely.”

“i fed karen the liquid goop, she gagged and nearly died.”

“i love to give sl-ts p–pshoots”
n. 1. brit hume according to al franken.
on c-span, al franken had the audacity to call brit hume a p–pshoot.