Poopcrastinate
when you are doing work/homework and you go to the bathroom for a really long time to procrastinate on your work.
mom: “what are you doing! your supposed to be doing homework”
me: “i’m in the bathroom!”
mom: “oh, stop, don’t p–pcrastinate.”
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