Pooper Hero


a businessman who flings his tie over either shoulder while depositing feces in his workplace restroom, as to not dunk his formal attire into the toilet bowl stew. a proud smile accompanies his temporary cape as he accomplishes a necessary deployment.
the break room was submerged in utter envy as charles boasted over his fresh, sanitary tie, accomplished only by his fluent p–per hero virtuosity. he received a promotion the next morning.

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